Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Oh, but I keep forgetting – it’s good that it’s raining because the hose-pipe ban might be lifted. Errrr, do I care about the hose-pipe ban? Errrr, no. Not a drop (ha!). I don’t even have a hose-pipe. So rain, please, do one; and on your way, tell the sun to get his bloomin’ hat on. (Alternatively, take me back to those Somerset days, where I was having to use an umbrella for shade).