There’s not much in the world more satisfying than walking along to the sound of The Clash. It’s (almost) enough to inspire narcissistic tendencies, in an I’m-walking-down-the-street-listening-to-much-better-music-than-you sort of way. It’s definitely enough to make me accidentally take a detour into Zara and buy a cheap, stripy and rather lovely top (admittedly, you can’t really go wrong with anything that’s cheap/stripy/from-Zara) when I was actually on my way to buy apples. Meh. The Clash + the new top + I still got the apples = I’m a winner, regardless of accident.
So, I’ve been away for a few days – I popped down South to help celebrate my Mum’s birthday, which she incidentally shares with Dolly Parton, and (also incidentally) involved extreme levels of indulgence (hence the apples). We celebrated accordingly, as you can imagine, with Dolly on a loop and wine on a loop. Larrrvely. I also managed to get a cheeky hair cut squeezed into the birthday schedule (I’ve lived away for over four years now and have still never had my hair cut in Manchester… I’m sorry, but no-one else is touchin’ my hair, I’m a Leo!) and also, for the first time ever-ever-in-my-whole-life-ever had my hair dyed (yeah, ok, it’s just one of those shampoo-in ones and it’s basically the (exact) same colour as my natural hair but still, it’s a big step!) because the ends were a little bit faded. Faded ends = no, no, no.
As you might expect, I’m feeling quite drastic and spontaneous, what with the dying of the hair and accidental buying of the stripy Zara top, and what could be better, on top of all this, than a compliment? I was walking past the Big Issue man who stands outside Selfridges (uh, the irony) and I got the traditional “Big-issue-love?” and gave back the traditional thanks-for-offering-but-no-thank-you-sorry-it’s-just-I’m-carrying-loads-of-apples knowing smile, and then, once I had passed the Big Issue man and had my back to him, heard the not-so-traditional, “I really like your hair, yeah, I do!”. I spun round and gave him a big smile and a big thank you. Maybe he didn’t mean it (I mean, we are talking mullet here) but whatever, he said it and he didn’t have to and so on. Just like the Barnado’s man the other week, this Big Issue man has made my day.
Well, I hope Dolly had a good birthday and while we’re on the subject of hair…
