Monthly Archives: July 2010

when they’ve tortured and scared you

…for twenty odd years, then they expect you to pick a career, when you can’t really function – you’re so full of fear; a working class hero is something to be.

recline yourself, resign yourself – you’re through

Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Oh, but I keep forgetting – it’s good that it’s raining because the hose-pipe ban might be lifted. Errrr, do I care about the hose-pipe ban? Errrr, no. Not a drop (ha!). I don’t even have a hose-pipe. So rain, please, do one; and on your way, [...]

laisse tomber les filles

the verse you’ve started seems to me the tin-pan-tithesis of melody

Sunday cleaning, sunday coffee, sunday ebay sessioning (selling, not buying – at last!). And the Sunday sound? Sarah Vaughan. I WIN.

dreams are strewn across the sand

Have you seen the American Apparel high-waisted jeans? Sorry, should I say the four-way stretch high-waisted side-zipper pant lite, ha! Well, I’ve seen them and tried them and I love them. They fit like the glove of your dreams. They will be more than perfect for winter. Too comfy. Make your tummy look super flat. [...]

do you cry out in your sleep?

Coffee time! And a ham sandwich for brunch due to my lack of butter and thereby the inability to make the toast of my dreams (well, it’s not strictly a sandwich, rather some ham in pitta – have I ever mentioned my phobia of the humble sandwich?). But that’s enough about pitta. I’ve got to [...]

when routine bites hard

…and ambitions run low; and resentment rides high, but emotions won’t grow; and we’re changing our way, taking different roads…

and though you want them to last forever

You know when a dress literally has your name on it? Like, if you were shopping with friends (not that I ever do this, it’s against my laws) they would say Oh, it’s so you! Well, since my eyes have made a bit of a recovery (they’ve been rather inhuman of late) I stumped up [...]

hope you have a lot of nice things to wear

Anyone else wish they were in polka-dots with the sand beneath their feet? At the moment I’m drinking coffee, trying to speak in French and pondering a massive overhaul of my record collection. All lovely, but I do rather wish I was in polka-dots, sand beneath my feet, not a care in the world…

everyone seems to know the score

The world cup final. Without England. Should be used to it by now, shouldn’t I? However, I’m allowed to wish things were different. Of course I’m still going to watch. I’m allowed to be bitter though, aren’t I? To soften the blow we have bought the ingredients to make mojitos. Yum. I will take a [...]