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son of a gun, we’ll have good fun on the bayou

Sitting on the grass in a little-known field in Somerset, I came across a newspaper with a Glastonbury related article in it. I ripped it out, screwed it up (apparently I was in no fit state to fold) and stuffed it into my bag to read at a later date (at a time when reading didn’t result in seasickness – apparently I was in no fit state to read). I have since discovered, de-crumpled and read the said article. And I’m glad I had the forethought to keep it. Written by music journalist Paul Morley, who has stubbornly resisted the music festival in any guise for all his years, it provides an account of Glastonbury through his first-time eyes and reveals more than a little of its curious quality.

A temporary town, a surreal city, an abstract English settlement had shimmered into existence, a highly decorative network stretching across miles of serene, gently rolling Somerset country. A single, continuous, organic structure spread out across the landscape, a mash-up of humanity and tent, a collage of endeavour and enterprise, a sight that did not exist a few days ago, and will completely disappear by the middle of this week, vanishing into the strange, local air leaving a few tantalising architectural traces.

Morley describes his first day, rather haphazardly, using lots of lists and comparisons and analogies. He’s hit by the myriad of sights that we regulars have learnt to expect and take in with ease. This sensory overload renders in him an almost childlike innocence and expectation, and leaves him with the uncertainty that that combination creates:

As I compiled my own experiences, following the advice stouthearted Glastonaut Billy Bragg had given me before I arrived to just accept what was round the corner, to drift in almost Baudelarian way and let things happen, I couldn’t completely shake off my anxieties.

Despite feeling apparently overwhelmed by the sensory experiences this festival provides, a festival which is admittedly now itself a kind of media-sponsored celebrity, surrounded by hype and fervour (and thereby instilling a sense of cynicism in those who have not been, whether through stubborn choice or by chance) it still manages to deliver. Morley is, by his own admission, tantalised.

As night fell, and the part-time city glowed for miles, a medieval mini-Manhattan, and it had been Friday for what seemed like days, even the thousands of people stoically tramping back to their tents didn’t put me off. Perhaps I never went because I was worried that this might happen – that I would want to go again, for the dragons and chaos, if not the campfires and queues.

So, Morley, I’m glad you liked it. Thank you for the article, I had ever such a lovely time reading it. See you next year!

there’s soda pop and the dancing’s free

For someone who had so much to say about Glastonbury over the past year, I can’t say I’m doing a very good job of organising my thoughts about it now it’s been and gone for another year. It was my fourth festival and I’ve still come away with a feeling of having missed so much, having turned one corner whilst simultaneously leaving three paths undiscovered. I suppose that’s what keeps calling me back with such desperation each year – the desire to find more each time and to feel satisfied that I’ve experienced as much as I could (rather than falling asleep lots and feeling peaky in the mornings). However, despite the naps and the peaky mornings (which are unavoidable realities, I suppose), it’s still my favourite place I’ve ever found; a temporary city where everyone feels a mutual sense of privilege and pride. I’ve never found such mutual understanding and happiness anywhere else, which is why I hope my years are always punctuated by five wonderful days in June spent in those fields of Pilton, the most magical farm in the world.

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listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees

Afternoon off work. Productivity levels = stagnant. Mostly worrying about things I still need to buy for that festival thingy at the end of June (I might’ve mentioned it before?). Things like a watch, some sort of cheap phone, loads’a'booze, disposable cameras, something to sleep on and so on.

There’s other important things to worry about too like how I’m going to get my tummy flat in less than two weeks (whilst continuing to eat crisps and drinking beer during football matches). Or shall I just accept that I am now PLUS ONE (ie. you need to set an extra place at the table for my belly, due to size and appetite)? I have also got to worry about how I’m going to sort out this awful bright-red-sore-eye situation that seems to have evolved (just in time for that festival) and pronto. And, perhaps most importantly, where I am going to hunt down a World Cup Wall Chart (essential piece of kit) on the day before the World Cup starts because it didn’t come in the Sunday paper as I was expecting.

I can’t live without a wall chart. And I can’t live with sore eyes. And I can’t live without mascara (as my eyes seem to wish I would). And I can’t live with this belly. And I can’t live without crisps/chocolate/cheese/beer/chocolate/chips. An almighty bunch of dichotomies = one big ball of worry. And this is without mention of the search for a job, the search for a doctor, the fact that my Glastonbury ticket has been delivered to the wrong address and….did I mention my tummy? I hope this has provided an insight into my ultra-dichotomised head (in other words – I’m a mentalist). If it wasn’t for the fact that I am listening to the Andrews Sisters, a cheeky little vinyl find in Oxfam in Liverpool, I don’t actually know what I would do.

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the romantic tough school of writing

We stood then watching our friend Buddy, fated with life, nod and move on after Rosie, his pure heart beating to the tune of her sweet heels. The wings of mystic time beat down on us then, white with snowflakes, time that would whirl us all after our Rosies death and the frame-house funeral. Tragic and beautiful to see our Buddy move on out into the immemorial dance of fated snow-flakes, the dry rime rhyming on his collar. And the love that went out from us to him then was fantastic, true-volumned, sad-faced and innocent of the purposes of time, but true and in fact serious.

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i don’t want to live my life like everybody else

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can you bob, can you weave, can you fake and deceive when you need to?

Well, it’s fair to say that Gordon has tackled me with a piece of unadulterated political bribery by his reference to both Cicero and Demosthenes in his speech at Citizens UK yesterday. My soft spot for Gordon may have been tempted to grow a little softer by his explicit naming of my already soft spots (yes, I’m not sorry to say I have soft spots for Cicero and Demosthenes – legitimately so too, for I’ve spent much metaphorical time with both). But no, come on now – do you really think I might be so fickle as to let my first ever general election vote be swayed on such a small moment of literary collaboration? Maybe. Or maybe not. Thursday shall see. (No, seriously, I do actually consider policies and the like – I’m not all about ancient flirtations and ideals; however, like Stephen Fry said he is in his most recent blog, which is most definitely worth a scan through if you are still undecided, I’m all about the gut instinct.)

Now, in an act of complete and utter political defiance – a raspberry blown in the face of Thursday’s election, if you will – I’m going to post a pretty and entirely irrelevant picture. Because I can. And because:


‘Beauty is truth, truth Beauty’ – that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need know.

Ava Gardner

a bottle, a broom, an old foreign tale

Busy, busy Saturday. Rainy too. And all I want to do is read my book. Sylvie had it all, didn’t she?

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all my little plans and schemes

So, are you all getting excited about Sunday’s love-in? Haven’t really got any plans here, although I have demanded a card (with all possible spaces filled with small hand-writing – I don’t ask for much!). I don’t buy into all that Valentine’s lark really (except for the card, any excuse for a card) and I couldn’t think of anything worse than going out to a restaurant on the dreaded day. I mean, what possesses people, really? Anyway, I hope you all have lovely Sundays, with or without St Valentine.

I should be saying all of this on Sunday, shouldn’t I, or at least Saturday? But meh! Forgive my warped sense of time; having been slightly under the weather, time is hardly my priority (nor blogging, as you might have guessed). Indeed, I would love nothing more than to sleep through the rest of the week, right through the weekend and beyond. For a thousand years, if you will. If anyone could lend me a time capsule for this purpose, I’d be chuffed, thanks!

One more thing! Yesterday I heard someone use the word ‘flouncy’. Yes! Bring back the flouncy! I haven’t heard this word since I was, well, I don’t know, about 6, surely? Amazing though (even if it was being used with regards to a pen). I herein commit to making regular use of this underrated word. Speaking of which, I walked into a popular high street shop yesterday and everything had completely changed (in a spring-clean, let’s-go-on-holiday kind of way) and I must say, everything looked very, very flouncy.

Tomorrow, I promise a far more worthwhile rant. Filled with elaborate flounces and the like. In the meantime, here’s a very lovely vintage image of the seaside (and one of my favourites) to transport you out of this cold February Wednesday and get you dreaming of a far warmer and better world. I hope this adds something a little flouncy to your day.

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